The Skyscraper Defense Act
March 12,
2002
The White House
Office of Homeland
Security
Attn:
Cc: The President
Dear Mr. Ridge:
My name is Dan Goodwin, a.k.a.
Spiderman, SpiderDan, the Human Fly.
Back during the early eighties, I gained notoriety for scaling many of
the world’s tallest buildings, such as the
My life-saving motives began when I
witnessed the tragic MGM Grand fire on
But now that it has happened, I feel
that it’s my moral obligation and duty as a citizen (especially after hearing
both you and the President ask for our assistance), to offer my skills to the
people of
I would like to begin by purposing a
bill to the United States Congress called the Skyscraper Defense Act. This
bill would fund the creation and training of super elite rescue teams in each
major city of the
The Skyscraper Defense Act would also train elite military forces how
to scale buildings in the event a group of terrorists seized control of a
towering skyscraper, and the only way of launching a counter-attack is from the
exterior, like the 30th or 88th floor.
Finally, the Skyscraper Defense Act would require all high rises to provide a
fireproof blanket or suit, and an oxygen mask for all tenants of the building,
much as it is required for all commercially flown airlines to provide oxygen
mask. And, it would require the building
owners to retrofit equipment on the interior and exterior of the building that
would enable rescue workers to attach cables.
These cables would provide a vital link to hovering helicopters or adjacent
buildings so that rescue baskets or fireproof gondolas could evacuate the
victims trapped inside.
As a patriotic American, I would be
honored to assist your quest in defending this great nation. I offer a fresh and new perspective that
could potentially save thousands of lives.
I look forward to the opportunity of serving my country in its time of
need.
Sincerely,
Dan Goodwin
Founder &
President of the Skyscraper Defense Act